Green Top ‘n Me by Andrew Collinson

It used to land ont step 

it wer theer evry mornin, bout fail 7 days 

wi a green ali cap, proper milk, straight fre t cow 

Tha can’t get it o thi doorstep numore 

Snowt like super market rubbish  

piss-tursised & buggered about wi 

dunt d thi any gud, tastes nowt like it shud 

it’s watter re-med as milk tha si 

 I craved bliss in a bottle fur 20 year 

only time tha can betta drinkin it  

is a jug o thi flakes in a mornin 

Wi wer all browt up on it, best thing tha can av 

I were ower-joyed wen yon vendin machine landed 

int farm dairy, toput street 

cowd fresh real milk n me re-unitid 

a can sup a pint day or neet